I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this
these posters are all around my school/sixth form and i am LOVING it
- baby: m....m...m
- mom: mama? ma? mommy?
- baby: m...m...
- baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
i remember one time when i was 6 and i learnt that the body is made up of 70% water so i convinced my cousin to swallow his pet goldfish to see if i could see it swimming up his arm so he did it and we waited for 10 minutes but nothing happened so he started crying and he wouldn’t stop until he pooped because he thought bubbles would come back out alive
Mariah Carey vs Ariana Grande
We need carbs to survive, people! It’s just a matter of picking the right ones. Don’t fear the carb.
This photo set is just so beautiful to me
Ballet dancers are the most flexible people ever.
don’t fuck with a ballet dancer because they can balance their entire body weight on the tips of their fucking toes and they can spin perfectly balanced while doing it so they are some hardcore motherfuckers
I love matching with girls on tinder cause it’s like
Ur sooo cute!
No omg you are!
Noooo you’re so adorable!
He’s looking right at me and I’m emotional right now and need a moment
gotta reblog. always. over 900 years of time and space. never met anyone who wasn’t important.