drunk photos in the middle of the street at 3am.
I’m so lonely and so unwanted sigh someone kill me
Single Pringle. But like a soggy broken one that no one wants.
I love dogs. Even if they’re cows.
By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air
fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh
Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.